Dark Season 1 & 2 Recap
The past
influences the future and
the future influences the past in
the upcoming final season of
the Netflix series, Dark. So
strap into this time travel chair, put
you're thinking caps on, and
maybe you'll get lucky... with
your aunt.
Characters In Dark
Confused
yet? We are too. Guten
tag from Winden, Germany, 2019 where
the motto is "It's sad here". After
the suicide of his father Michael Kahnwald, grief-stricken Jonas returns to school to discover that fellow classmate Erik Obendorf has gone missing. Jonas' mom Hannah deals with grief in
her own way: by having an affair with
local police officer Ulrich Nielsen. Ulrich's
wife, Katharina, is
the high school principal. They
have three kids: Magnus, Martha,
and Mikkel. Magnus has a
little thing for Franziska Doppler,
whose mother Charlotte is
also a police officer with Ulrich.
Dark Season 1 Recap
Martha had
a little thing for Jonas, but
now has a little thing for
Bartosz Tiedemann. I
mean, who doesn't, right? His
mom, Regina, owns a hotel and has cancer, and
her husband, Aleksander, is the director of
the nuclear power plant and, hey,
oddly enough, doesn't have cancer. And
finally, Mikkel has a little thing for
getting lost in time. After
tagging along with the rest of the
German Brat Pack and getting spooked
by a creepy tunnel in the woods.
Mikkel
ends up being missing kid
number two. Well technically,
missing kid number three because
Ulrich's brother, Mads, went missing in 1986. Oh, what's that? They find his body in the woods still somewhat preserved after missing
for exactly 33 years, but his
eyes have been burnt and eardrums
blown out exactly like 33 dead sheep and
a whole lot of birds around town? Whoa,
OK.
Speaking of 33 years
ago... hey! That's where
Mikkel time-traveled to. Guten
tag from Winden, Germany, 1986, where
the motto is "It's sad here, but hey, remember this fun
song?"
Mikkel runs into a younger version of his dad who's a rebel without a cause, and his mom, who's ironically the school bully. Mikkel eventually gets adopted by young nurse, Ines Kahnwald, and changes his name to Michael, which means Mikkel is Jonas' father, Ulrich is Jonas' grandfather, and Martha is... oh. Jonas discovers all this after he too travels back to 1986 via a wormhole deep in the Winden cave.
All this
was achieved thanks to the
mysterious Stranger who gave Jonas
a map for the tunnels. Jonas
also bumps into a fourteen-year-old version
of his mother, Hannah, who's
crushing hard for Ulrich. She
loves him so much that she falsely accuses
him of assaulting Katharina which
leads to police officer Egon Tiedemann arresting
Ulrich for the second time. Don't
worry we'll explain the first
arrest in a minute. It
actually happened 33 years prior. Meanwhile,
Claudia, mother of Regina, becomes
the new head of the Winden nuclear
power plant and discovers a hidden stockpile
of waste in the tunnels that the plant fudged
the books about.
Back in
2019, Charlotte's deaf daughter, Elisabeth,
comes into contact with the mysterious Noah,
a creepy time-traveling priest with a
sick back tattoo who's behind all these boy abductions. He's been teaming up with Charlotte's
father-in-law, Helge. Not the
confused old man version in 2019, but
the confused middle-aged version in 1986, to
kidnap kids to use as test subjects for his incredibly boring-looking time machine. Eh, it's a chair. That's all it
is.
Convinced
that Helge is involved with
the abductions, Ulrich follows him into the tunnels and through the wormhole, but Ulrich
takes a left when he should have taken a right and time-travels 66 years into the past. So... Guten tag from Winden Germany, 1953,
where the motto is
"It's sad here, but at least we don't have
a Berlin Wall in our town. I've
been lookin' for freedom!
And, oh!
OK, that's where those missing kids
went: the construction site of the future nuclear
power plant. You know, it's always
the last place you look. Ulrich
bumps into his father, Tronte, and his
grandmother, Agnes, as well as a watchmaker,
H.G. Tannhaus, who wrote this
book that everyone keeps passing around, "The
Theory of Time Travel", which probably has something to do with time travel. Tannhaus will eventually go on to make a time machine thanks to blueprints
from future Claudia. Hot on the case, our hero Ulrich
tracks down confused
little kid version of Helge, beats
him over the head with a rock, then
dumps the body in an underground bunker. Case
closed.
Thankfully,
young Egon Tiedemann arrests
Ulrich under suspicion of murdering kids. Case
closed. Again. 66 years later,
Charlotte discovers
Ulrich's 1953 mugshot and thinks "Huh.
That's odd." Meanwhile,
future Claudia provides some time
travel spoiler alerts to Tronte Nielsen, Ulrich's
father, and Peter Doppler, Charlotte's
husband, after they discover a
body-dumping portal in the bunker days
before Mikkel went missing. Meanwhile,
poor 2019 Helge tries to kill himself
in 1986, but he just kind of ends
up killing himself. I
mean, the old one dies. 1986 Helge is
still good. Although, not
really. He's extremely confused now.
Just like all of us.
After all
the lies and secrets and affairs
and time travel headache egg-or-chicken-came-first
stuff, Jonas just says fuck
it and decides to go back to rescue Mikkel in 1986, but Noah, who specializes in abducting
children in different time
periods, nabs Jonas and locks him
in his creepy bunker which is directly above
the wormhole. It's there Jonas
learns that the Stranger is actually
a future version of himself.
Future
Jonas then takes the Tannhaus time
machine to the middle of the wormhole to
close the time tunnel once and for all. In
doing so, a rip in time appears in the bunker leading Jonas and the
definitely-not-dead-but-pretty-confused child
1953 Helge to touch hands which sends them both 33 years into the future. Helge ends up in 1986 and Jonas in 2052. Guten tag from Winden, Germany, 2052, where there's a new motto: "Everyone
you love is dead!"
Dark Season 2 Recap
Season 2
starts off six months after the
end of season 1, so it's now 2053,
2020, 1987, and 1954. Jonas
is trapped in this post-apocalyptic future
with no way home and this Mad Max version
of Elisabeth is his only friend. Luckily,
Jonas finds a giant floating
blob Higgs-Boson-God-particle thing in
the collapsed nuclear power plant that
enables him to travel back in time... to
1921. Yeesh. Overshot
by about a century. And
the tunnels won't be built for another 33 years, so
he's kind of stuck again. But
a young Noah, who's been digging
the time tunnel and is been
mentored by the older version of himself introduces
Jonas to the puppet master pulling
all of the time strings: Adam. He
runs a secret time traveler club called Sic
Mundus which
has a cool logo that can
be seen everywhere. Oh,
and Adam is a future version of Jonas. So
the apocalypse will happen on June 27, 2020. Hey, that's when Dark season 3 premieres!
Future
Claudia, who people nickname
"The White Devil", gives
her younger self the time machine back in 1987. Claudia and Adam are having a big old time beef. You see, one wants
change while the other
wants to keep it all the same. You
know, sort of. I don't--which came first: the
chicken or the egg? We don't know. We don't know. Meanwhile, 2019 Ulrich has spent 33 years in a mental institution
since time-traveling back to 1953. He
eventually escapes and finds young Mikkel in
1987, but that doesn't last. Case
closed again again.
Ulrich's
grandmother, Agnes Nielsen, is also the
sister of Noah. She knows where to find the
missing pages to the Triquetra notebook which
details the final days leading to the apocalypse. Claudia has them. But
after Noah takes her to confession with a shotgun, he has them. Noah also drops a big time truth bomb
when he reveals that
Charlotte is his daughter. So
who's Charlotte's mom? Well, it's Elisabeth. She's also Charlotte's daughter, so Charlotte's own
daughter is her... she's
her mother. Uh... my brain can't do the
things the show wants me to do with it.
Uuuuhhh... anybody else smell burnt
toast?
Oh yes, of
course. The Bootstrap Paradox: a
theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an
infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no long has a discernible point of origin—
Anyhoo...
new character alert! Inspector
Clausen takes charge of the task
force to figure out where all these
missing people went, but the parents have
already pieced together all the time travel shenanigans thanks to future Jonas. The kids also find out about time
travel thanks to
Bartosz, who got a time machine from Noah. Meanwhile,
Adam, with the help of Jonas, wants
to break this 33-year time cycle that has
been making Winden sad.
To do
that, Adam sends Jonas back
in time to prevent his father from committing
suicide in 2019 which, in turn, will
prevent Mikkel from getting lost, living
in 1986, marrying Hannah, and
becoming Jonas' father. Essentially,
Adam/Jonas is going to wipe
himself out from existence in an
effort to reshape the world. But
back in 2019, the day before Michael/Mikkel
will commit suicide, he
reveals to Jonas that it was actually Jonas
that led him into the time travel tunnels
in the first place.
Jonas, who
just wants to stop all
this confusing madness, is more confused than
ever, and that's when Claudia shows up
and reveals that this is all actually a part of Adam's master dark plan. It turns out that instead of breaking the cycle, Jonas was just doing exactly what he
was supposed to do and
continuing the cycle. To
fix things, Jonas has to fight himself.
Claudia
also reveals that she's seen a
world without Jonas, and it ain't good. Then,
for twelve months offscreen, she Rocky Balboa trains him to be a better time traveler. So Michael still commits suicide, Jonas still leads Mikkel into the
caves, and everything is
kind of back to where it was
supposed to be. Back in 2020,
future Jonas lets Martha in
on the whole "you're my aunt" thing, and the totally emotionally-stable Hannah takes the time machine back to 1953 to break up with Ulrich
And
maybe start a little thing with young Egon? But poor old Egon in 1987 pieces together all the time travel stuff and figures
out
Claudia has a connection
to it, which leads to her
accidentally killing her own father. Guilt-ridden,
Claudia teams up with young Jonas
to restart the time tunnel in the cave.
And now,
it's a countdown to
the end of the world. Aleksander
Tiedemann gets arrested for
identity theft by Clausen. This
leads to a search warrant in the power
plant revealing all that buried nuclear waste. And whoops! That opens up that big God particle!
Noah comes
to the realization that he's
been used by Adam, but is unable to kill him because that's not how all this time-travel destiny-determined game is played. Agnes then kills Noah. However, young Noah, who's all about drinking that Adam savior Kool-Aid, travels to 2020 to prevent future
Jonas from killing
himself. That would
definitely throw out the whole Jonas-becoming-Adam
thing. Adam, with the
help of future Magnus and
Franziska, travels to 2020 and kills Martha
in front of young Jonas.
So then
future Jonas, Magnus, Franziska, and
Bartosz DeLorean out with a Tannhaus
time machine. Katharina heads
into the cave and finds the
time tunnel, which is all lit up now, while
Charlotte and future Elisabeth touch hands
in a rip in time at the nuclear power plant. And then this happens. Luckily, 1987 Claudia, 2020 Regina, 2020 Peter, 1921 Noah, and 2020
Elisabeth find refuge in
the 2020 bunker. And
not to make things more confusing: alternate
timeline (Maybe? We don't know?) Martha shows
up to rescue Jonas from the impending
apocalypse with her own fancy
time machine.
Well, that
was
all simple enough. See? Time travel is easy to explain. Especially when you're visiting five different decades with about 60 variations of characters. Hopefully, season 3 will clear up some things. Like how did Adam get all wrinkly? What's the deal with Martha's alternate timeline? And will Winden get a new town motto? Maybe something like, "Hey, please stop with all the time travel because we
can't keep track of who's
related to who." Find
out in season 3 of Dark.
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