Things Marvel Got Wrong About Thor
Thor was around long before Marvel added him to their roster of superheroes. They've
done a good job of translating Norse mythology to the page and screen, but
there have been a few big changes. From Sif’s hair to Hela's parents, here are
the things Marvel changed about Thor’s mythology.
Thor: Non-Blond
The most obvious difference between
Marvel's Thor and the original figure, at least from a
visual standpoint, is his hair color. The Odinson who hangs out with the
Avengers is famously blond, to the point of being nicknamed "Goldilocks"
by a few of his teammates when they're feeling brave enough to throw shade at a
guy who obliterates fire giants with his magic hammer. The original version,
however, is usually depicted with a slightly different hairstyle.
"By Odin's beard
you shall not cut my hair lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor!"
In the book Vikings:
A History of the Northmen, W.B. Bartlett cites legends that refer to Thor as
being "red-haired, red-bearded, red-eyed," as shown in
much of the artwork that was around long before Jack Kirby designed Marvel's
Thor for the comics page. In fact, Kirby did stories about two other versions
of Thor before he co-created the Marvel character, with a red-haired look much
more in line with the legends.
It's worth noting that
this has been addressed in the comics, although the explanation might not be as
satisfying as you want: Thor just says the legends got it wrong. As for the
real-world reason why, that's never been explained, but we have a pretty good guess.
The early Thor stories were essentially Marvel's take on Superman, which
is reflected in his blue-and-yellow costume with the long red cape. If he had
red hair, it would've blended in with the cape, confusing the look and making it
a lot less striking than the contrast of the yellow hair.
Lady Sif
Marvel's depiction of
Sif also has the distinction of having a different hair color than her mythological
counterpart. In the comics and films, Sif has always had black hair, but in
mythology, her hair is golden as in, literally made of gold. One of the most
famous Norse myths is the story of how Loki cut off Sif's hair,
because, you know, he's the god of mischief. To make up for it, he replaced Sif's
hair with a new set of beautifully cascading locks that were magically crafted
by dwarves.
There's never been an
official reason for Marvel's choice, but it's easy to assume that the change
was made to make Sif more of a visual contrast with Thor on the comic’s
page. There was, however, a suitably mythological in-continuity reason, in that
Marvel's dwarves crafted her hair from the darkness of the night rather than
gold. The differences don't stop there, though. Sif in the comics is a fierce
warrior, a shield-maiden of Asgard, as deadly in combat as Thor
himself.
With all due respect to
the original Sif, that's not quite her classic portrayal. The original myths
depict her as more of an Earth goddess, and in fact, many scholars suggest that
Sif and Thor's marriage is symbolic of rain falling on crops. That marriage is
something else that's absent from the comics. Marvel's Thor and
Sif have a more on-again, off-again relationship on the page, depending on how
the current creative team feels about Jane Foster.
"Sorry to hear that
Jane dumped you."
"She didn’t dump
me. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping."
Jane herself is also a
pretty big departure from the myths of old. Unlike Greek mythology, there
aren't a lot of dalliances between gods and humans in the Norse stories.
Hammer Time
In the comics and the
Marvel Cinematic Universe, some of the most long standing and crucial elements
of the stories are the mystical enchantments on Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.
"Whosoever holds
this hammer, should he be worthy to possess the power of Thor."
The hammer can only be
lifted by the worthy, whether it's the Odinson or not. It's a big deal, to the
point that Marvel's Thor isn't just the god of thunder, he declared himself the
god of the unworthy, a symbol for everyone who strives to be better than they
are. It's such an intrinsic part of Thor's story that if you're not familiar
with the mythology, it might surprise you to find out that it's entirely a
creation of the comics, and was added to the story so that Thor could have a
secret identity.
The myths have no such
enchantment, and the idea that it would be added in order to teach him humility
doesn't really ring true, either. For all his quickness to anger, Thor's
giant-smiting generally had Odin's stamp of approval. It is true that,
mythologically speaking, Thor was the only one who could lift Mjolnir, but that
wasn't because of an enchantment. It was because Mjolnir was just, you know,
really heavy. So heavy, in fact, that Thor had two other special pieces of
equipment.
The Jarngreipr and the Megingjord
iron gloves and a belt of strength, respectively allowed him to use the hammer.
Those actually do exist in the comics, but they're more of an
in-case-of-Ragnarok contingency than everyday wear. The Megingjord even has
another enchantment, in that it doubles Thor's strength but leaves him severely
weakened afterward, to explain why he doesn't wear it all the time.
What the Hela?
Marvel Comics added an
"a" at the end of their Goddess of Death's name, presumably to make it
easier to distinguish Hel, the goddess, from Hel, the realm in which she lives.
Of course, it also may have been an attempt to get around the censorship of the
Comics Code, which might've had a problem with that particular name. If that
was the case, they made the right choice. It would be a lot less intimidating
for Thor to be fighting an immortal foe named Heck.
"It's come to my
attention that you don’t know who I am."
There are bigger
differences, though. For one thing, she's not Odin's daughter. According to the
Eddas, her father is Loki. She's also depicted with a far more horrifying
appearance than the one we saw in the MCU. As the goddess of the dead, she's
described in the Prose Edda as being "half blue-black and half
flesh-color" which is sometimes interpreted as half of her body being
alive and half being either a rotting corpse or a skeleton. On top of that, for
some reason, the original myths never once mention her big pointy hat. Either
way, it's a pretty far cry from Goth Cate Blanchett in Thor: Ragnarok.
Secret Identities
In the comics, Thor was
taught humility by being incarnated on Earth as Dr. Don Blake, but that wasn't
the first time that the God of Thunder found himself reborn as a human. In what
seems like an effort to tie their character into every piece of Norse-related mythology,
Marvel once published a story with another mortal identity. Hundreds of years before
Thor joined the Avengers, he walked the earth as Siegfried, the dragon-slaying hero
best known from Richard Wagner's operatic Ring cycle.
Siegfried was also
called Sigurd, a name Thor later used in a short-lived secret identity that was
literally just wearing glasses. Siegfried is also a completely different
mythological figure. In fact, he doesn't even have a hammer. His weapons of
choice are a giant sword called Balmung and an invisibility cloak, making him
more of the Norse mythological equivalent of Harry Potter than someone you'd
mistake for Thor. That same story revealed that the heroine Valkyrie wasn't
just named Brunhilde, she was the Brunhilde from Siegfried's legend, having
also been sent to Earth for some reason.
The weirdest part? Thor
was also incarnated as SIegmund, Siegfried's father. That means that for a
short time, Thor was actually his own dad. Odin has some very strange ideas
about how to teach his kids a lesson.
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